Thu, May 23, 2013, 7:15 AM EDT - U.S. Markets open in 2 hrs 15 mins
I crapped in one of desk drawers after cleaning it out this morning. Enjoy!
Well I guess it's obvious why you got canned.....your physical hygiene.
Way to go -- really stick it to that janitorial staff, as they are the true culprits in this mess. I'm sure this will cause the VP of Housekeeping to regret taking those huge bonuses while the company went into the crapper...
Thank you so much for your insightful comments. I laughed for a solid 10 minutes. VP of Housekeeping - classic!