The nun looked out over her students. None of them dared budge. Each was anticipating another stern moral lesson.
"The holy father has called upon me to teach you the basic teachings of civilized, god-fearing society. Last week, we covered the ten commandments. If any of you dare break those commandments, you will be condemned to hell."
The class shuddered.
"Today, I have been called upon to teach you another moral truth."
The class dared not show any sign of disrespect as they waited for the new lesson.
"Today's lesson is about crime. It will be short. Crime does not pay, especially if you are an investor in WHC or PZN."