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  • yesimreallymelvin yesimreallymelvin Mar 12, 2002 6:10 PM Flag

    Re: InvestmentFool... good one!!

    Hey fake guru, why don't you enlighten the rest of us about IG's trading record? Exactly where has he/she traded, and how much did he gain or lose? While you're at it, why don't you also enlighten us about his life? What do you know about him personally?

    I want details, names, dates, amounts. From reading your postings, I'm SURE you know everything there is to know.

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    • A Tale About investmentguru_2001 -- An Imposter.

      He is a recent escapee from a mental institution in Texas, where he shared a cell with Andrea Yates for several months, before being transfer to yet another institution, where he shared a cell with Ben Dover. That latter experienced helped "plug" him in -- not only to Yahoo Boards like this one, but in other ways as well -- if you get my drift.

      He has been reamed so often that he now has shit for brains -- which is a modest improvement over what he started with.

      An abused child, he was forced to prostitute himself on the streets of New York, only to contract HIV from a drunken sailor who mistook him for diesel dyke, and who removed his family jewels when reality set in.

      Now on the run from authorities, he has tried to assume the IDs of various posters on Yahoo Boards to placate his inadequacies and deficienies as a man.

      Authorities view him as a threat to himself and others, and hope that he will find a tall bridge before he is able to inflict harm on others.

      Beware the Ides of March -- this lunatic is out about us.

    • IG2001's trading record speaks for itself. Who in their right mind would hold "millions of shares" in a company in which he thinks
      1) the co. is going bankrupt
      2) the ceo is an incompentant idiot who is stealing money from the co.
      3) the co. has no vision and is pissing away all their money

      Pretty sound investment stragedy if you want to go broke.