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Capitol Federal Financial, Inc. Message Board

  • crapfed crapfed Nov 17, 2013 10:31 PM Flag

    Turd Dynasty-The turd you cannot flush holiday special

    The financials have been #$%$ out in the toilet and flushed to the the eager stuckholders. Each quarter the flush puts a big strain on the old pipes. The management team has gathered round as the water rises in the bowl. But, it has never gone over, until now. Seems the missed earnings would have provided the grease to make the waste go down. Instead the john is backing up. In a fit of frenzy fitting the fools of folly, the management team does the unthinkable, a dynasty double flush. Oh the horror. Over the top goes the financials out of the crapper and onto the floor. Dickus sat on the toilet for three months to push those turds out! Much straining was wasted in the waste flowing. The only thing to do is prepare for more problems in the future. A larger, more powerful john must be bought and installed before the next episode. Beware the greasy after effects of low yield mortgages!

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