LETTER TO IT-ETCD GS MESSAGE BOARD SECRETARY. FISCAL CLIFF PREDICTION
This is not our problem. I get very upset over financial malfeasance. I have never witnessed retarded incompetence like this and it’s happening in slow motion, BACKED by 47% of you fukn idiots.
In many regards, the country deserves what’s coming. But I figured I might as well voice an opinion on these matters, because it is a life and death crossroad.
Nevertheless, I will not allow my disdain and hatred for my local politician detract from my coin banking ways. Instead of boycotting or shorting stocks, I will bang my cane into the pavement, declaring “tomfoolery” when watching CNBC. December is almost here and I had a very good year. I am exercising discretion because it would be stupid of me to risk too much with so little time left in the year. Also, I am well aware that the national debt is NOT at a tipping point and Ben Bernanke is firmly in charge of the markets, stoned out on 8-balls of blow.
In short, the wall of worry that is “The Fiscal Cliff” will create volatility. We will dive lower by 2,000 points if a bad deal is made, lose 1,000 immediately if no deal is made–and we will rise by 500 upon successful completion of an acceptable can kick. Until this shtttIt is resolved, I will remain defensive.