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  • proconsul_gallio proconsul_gallio Oct 20, 2013 1:27 PM Flag

    These past few weeks, 0bama has shown he cannot be trusted ...

    by anyone on the Beltway with his staunch refusal to negotiate unless he gets his way(or the highway) while holding Harry Reid's hand. How much you want to bet he pulls a similar stunt with immigration reform in the coming months ...

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    • he was holding harrys dcck not his hand...

    • Andy Borowitz has long been one of our favorite political comedians. But he's truly been on fire lately, cracking some of the best jokes we've come across during the government shutdown madness.

      Here's a compilation of our 10 favorite Andy Borowitz one-liners so far:

      1. "I wasn't happy about the country being controlled by the richest one percent, but I really hate it being controlled by the dumbest one percent."

      2. "The party that professes to worry about the deficit just cost the nation billions of dollars for no reason whatsoever: WELL DONE."

      3. "It bothers me that our country may be pushed into default by people who cannot spell default."

      4. "As the Republicans go from Abraham Lincoln to Teddy Roosevelt to Ted Cruz, it's no wonder they don't believe in evolution."

      5. "Just bought health insurance online. For some weird reason, the country was not destroyed. Anyone else have this problem?"

      6. "Boehner: 'The President is stubbornly refusing to end this crisis I created.'"

      7. "This seems like an awful lot of trouble just to keep poor people from seeing a doctor."

      8. "BREAKING: GOP Accuse Obama of Acting Like He Won Election"

      9. "Call me an optimist, but I believe our government will come up with a totally unsatisfactory solution to a completely unnecessary crisis."

      10. "Say what you will about America, it's a place where any child, if he's stupid enough, can grow up to wreck the world economy."

    • Obama has been laser-focused on Obamacide launch, he just didn't have time for negotiating.

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