Million dollar pimp Penthouse for sale on the upper westside. Comes complete with rotating bed and mirrors. Gorgeous view of the river and the million man march (if we can come together again). Has direct phone line to the rev. jesse jackson and bill clinton. Large jacuzzi tub that seats 5 hotties after a long day at work. 4 rocks of crack will be given to the buyer. Must move soon. Feds are on the buyer tale. OBO!!