Also, At least in the states, when we eat hot dogs, the worse thing in it is probably a wayward rat here and there. In Canada, there's a good chance any processed meats you eat will have at least a trace of clap infested human meat.
Canadians: There's nothing more hilarious than a smug citizen of a client state of the largest economic and military superpower in the history of man angrily trying to convince you that you're the naive, arrogant ones.
Canada is America's hat.
Can you fuckin' imagine being born in the States and watching your empire fall this fast and this hard? Knowing countries you've been screwing for the past 60 years are gonna soon come knockin'? Karma will be a bitch!