GOD Is Busy
"If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down
to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventuall y came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting
America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers! "
Are you all insane? How can any of you support a student knocking out a professor, regardless of what the professor was saying. This story reminded me of a very famous Prof. Schlick who was killed in Vienna when a student shot him for being a jew right before wwII (he wasn't jewish so both parties got pwned)
Anyways, back to work.
God is man, man is god.
The bible is a compilation of stories plagurized from other stories... the Koran is the same...
Budda was the result of the union of an elephant and a woman and he came through the ribcage!
You have to be kidding me if you believe that there is a man in the sky that is watching you and there to help you or punish you as priests are getting hand jobs in the back of the church from a 10 year old alterboy... or that some guy wearing a bomb is going to heaven where 75 virgins are waiting for blowing up a bus full of school kids... or god is there when 6 Million people are slaughtered for being jewish or 50M are killed in a war because some fanatic wants to rule the world or some baby is killed before it can be born!
Those of you who believe in god and religion can believe it if you want... but others can believe what they want... Did the dinasoars have god, the animals, the plants or only man because we can convince ourselves of anything... like we are special... Every great monument built or poem written or book or thought or act of kindness or evil were all done in between the time we were either fking or eating!
Life is living... fking... eating... breathing... that is it... count your money, pray to your idols... but you will be dead soon and that will be the end of your god.
I have some ocean front property in Nevada for sale if you are interested...
Sheeples... scared lost sheeples....
way to turn the other cheek ya stupid baby killing marine. Hey surf, I got a marine suspended from my college the other day for beating someone up. I testified at his college trial. He had hit someone who was stealing stuff, but since he was a marine, I argued that the marine knew not to use extreme force and to only subdue the victim. One less babykiller on my campus.