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  • surfingds777 surfingds777 Feb 12, 2009 10:56 PM Flag

    GOD Is Busy ...

    GOD Is Busy

    "If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
    A United States Marine was attending some college
    courses between assignments. He had completed missions
    in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor
    who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
    then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
    15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
    Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
    GOD, I'm still waiting.'

    It got down
    to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

    The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventuall y came to,
    noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
    in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
    The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting
    America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
    stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

    The classroom erupted in cheers! "

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