Solar is not dead at my house. I made a solar array out of old beer cans. Got the plans out of Popular Losers magazine. I use it to power my wife's nose hair trimmer. She can only do one nostril at a time though. She has a big nose. My neighbors hate it, and some wino keeps steeling the cans. They call it Obama's folly. I've applied for a grant but I ain't heard nothin back yet. Maybe he's gonna try and BK me.