We should really have a bit of compassion towards him. After all, given his mass insecurity and personification he displays here it is easy to see he was that kid who no one sat next to on the bus. I’m sure too he was always the last one picked for the after school backyard baseball games, and when the kids played hide and seek, no one bothered to find him.
Remember the nerd who used to shower after gym class in his flip-flops and bathing suit? Yeap that was Mikey. Or the guy who couldn’t get up the nerve to ask a girl to the dance? Yea, Mikey again. We all had worked over muscle cars and poor Mikey showed up in a lock stock Vega, that he said could outrun a worked 69, 396 Nova SS.
Yeapper, that the guy we are dealing with.
Aloha from LBI, where we shower in the buff, and know what a sub 10 second quarter mile feels like!