Funny post Patton, I like it. I knew right off you were talking about the skullcandies left over from Halloween; the kind made of sugar and high fructose corn syrup, but I let it go to see the reactions......good post.
asked a guy at the electronics counter at target about Skullcandy. Noticed that stock was low, he said they are selling well and that they are the only headphones customers ask for by name. Seems to be some discrepancy here.