Hey, I heard that President Obama is dropping by Intel in Hillsboro, Oregon to visit their state of the art R&D wafer lab on Friday. I suspect he'll probably mention how happy he is to see Intel doing something to create jobs ONSHORE. On the flip side, maybe next he'll stop by that old P.O.S. warehouse around the corner on Evergreen Parkway called Maxim and give a speech translated into the ten different native languages of Maxim's mahogany row and lambasting them for hosting an American jobs firesale the last several years in the name of "profitability for shareholders" (read screwing the the shareholders blind while pilaging the company coffers).
looks like you've got the hots for him, too bad 'cause he's already taken by Dowface & The Divvy Pvhushers (a grunge rock band), but you can still get the inflatable version, careful around the moustache, though, I heard they went cheap and made it with velcro, good luck and happy pumping