May your children develop drug habits. May your daughter's rib cage become bruised with the thrusting of many men. May your wife's nether region come to resemble a turkey's neck, and my you contend with great and persistent anal irritation that knows no resolve.
Your GI issues come as no surprise, given your proclivity for being sodomized by farm animals.
RDN TO THE MOON AND BEYOND!
I covered the $12 shorts I sold yesterday for $11.77 this morning, and now I'm headed off to golf. Your portfolio still hasn't made it back to where it was a month ago. Enjoy your ride up and down up and down. I know your wife enjoys the rides I give her up and down and up and down. Nice stats. How have they impacted stock price? I'm not usually an advocate for abortion, but in your case, your mother should have exercised her "right to choose".