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  • vlady84 vlady84 May 19, 2004 5:32 PM Flag

    Dumb Blonde Joke

    One day while on patrol, a police officer puller over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead gorgeous blonde, the works.

    "I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss ... Could I see your driver's license?"

    "What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

    "It's usually in your wallet", replied the police officer.

    After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find her license.

    "Now may I see your registration?", asked the cop.

    "Registration ... What's that?", asked the blonde.

    "It's usually in your glove complartment ... " said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

    "I'll be back in a minute", said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into Dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.

    After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"

    "Yes", replied the cop.

    "Here's what you have to do" ... Said the Dispatch. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants".

    "What?, I can't do that, It's inappropriate!", exclaimed the cop.

    "Trust me ... Just do it" ... said the Dispatcher.

    So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the Dispatcher said.

    The blonde looks down and sighs "Oh no ... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

 

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