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  • dowjones1234 dowjones1234 Jun 20, 2008 4:59 PM Flag

    Thank You America!

    The OPEC minister may look you in the eye and say,
    We are at war with you infidels and have been since
    the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you
    haven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,
    bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the
    best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis
    about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will
    destroy you! Death to the infidels!

    While I am here I would like to thank you for the
    following: Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil
    shale and tar sands. We know if you did this, it
    would create thousands of jobs for U.S. citizens,
    expand your engineering capabilities, and keep the
    wealth in the U.S. instead of sending it to us to
    finance our war against you infidels.

    Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases of
    oil sands from your neighbors to the north. We love
    it when you confuse your allies.

    Thanks for over regulating every segment of your
    economy and thus delaying, by decades, the
    development of alternate fuel technologies.

    Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in
    Alaska, and anywhere there is an insect, bird, fish, or
    plant that might be inconvenienced. Better that your
    people suffer Glad to see our lobbying efforts have
    been so effective.

    Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham
    program! Perhaps you will destroy yourself from the
    inside with theses types of policies. This is a gift
    from Allah, praise his name! We never would have
    thought of this one! This is better than when you
    pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have them use
    more energy to create less energy, and
    simultaneously drive up food prices.

    Thank you U.S. Congress! You “clowns” have had only 35 years to plan, formulate, legislate and pass legislation that would have prevented the “Energy Crisis” that the US is in today with $135.00 per barrel oil, $4.00 per gallon gas and $5.00 per gallon diesel fuel prices at the pump. Great Job!!!

    And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece
    you without end. You will be glad to know we have
    been accumulating shares i n your banks, real estate,
    and publicly held companies. We also finance a good
    portion of your debt and now manipulate your
    markets, currency, and economies for our benefit.


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