Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 12
gauge shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing
that it had no legs, I even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get
I left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the
mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed
the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars
stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
When I checked on the gun, it was still sitting there in the
wheelchair right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside.
It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous
opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how
dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is
wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm
in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people
Dow, do you shop for tires at church? Go to the dentist for electrical work? No? Well why do you post your lame gun story on the Chevron website? Other than the fact that you are a silly attention seeker I mean.
Good story, dow..... unfortunately with the current (long time) atmosphere, the next reference to your story might be about YOU being hauled off when one of those passers by calls 911 in a huge panic.....
p.s. yer right: "wrong" sells more (media) than truth & logic, just in case ya haven't noticed - sensationalism wins out every time.....