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  • dowjones1234 dowjones1234 Mar 26, 2013 10:45 AM Flag

    Well, Whaddya Know.......

    Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 12
    gauge shotgun right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing
    that it had no legs, I even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get
    around.

    I left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the
    mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed
    the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars
    stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.

    When I checked on the gun, it was still sitting there in the
    wheelchair right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside.
    It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous
    opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even
    loaded itself.

    Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how
    dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is
    wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm
    in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

    Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people
    fat.

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