Don: Don't speak so harshly about you mother. This is the woman who gave you life. Granted, she did try to get a 18th trimester abortion when you were about five years old but you were a sometimes difficult child.
It's O.K., Don. I can understand how embarrassed you are when your mother ducks into alleys to do another quickie for a drunk, a horny high school guy, or the trash collector. Just realize that you can rise above your roots if you work extra hard.