I am so heavy that I just couldn't see her under me. My mounds of flab kept her out of my sight. I am so heavy I can't even wipe my own ass! let alone worry about who I squish! I apologize to all shareholders and thank all of you for letting me work for you.
No. I am not Bat, I am just Fat. Thanks anyway for all the love. I sure need it, that's what my shrink says. He says eating is filling a great big hole in my heart. Now with this shoplifter thing hanging over me, I am eating more than ever. You know that when I got off of that shoplifter (I had flattened her pretty good), all I could think about was pancakes with plenty of syrup. God, if I could only go back and undo my gaffaw. I should've have just let the shoplifter get away and bought myself a large box of Bisquick.