i am writing a letter to momma... dear ma, in my endeavor to strike it rich... i turned to wall street and da stock market. i know, i know you've said many times dat dat place is not a place to play wid but ma but i've been wanting to get you and da ohana somethin good... besides ma i got brahdahs dat look out for me and share information and stuff... like my friend dis crazy dude whose name is banzai mac... anyway although he says adls was nothing to write home about, i've invested money in it... and low and behold today it has more than quadrupled from when i bought it ... yeah yeah ma, i hear you 'fast money is fast'... but know waat? i am gonna sell shares to cover my upfront cost and let da rest ride... in wall street lingo it's called using ahhda peoples money... and ma, even though vphm dropped plenty no worries i still get'em... dat alone will take me and us to da mooon... 'cause ma you said to use my head and always be patient... and by the way ma... i've not been writin much... you know how it is in north shore... niiice... take care and aloha... will write again soon. your son kamoa
For all you newbies, kamoa wrote that letter to his mother just after the bombing at Pearl Harbor and she's been deceased for over 30 years! He's still waiting for VPHM to carry him to da moon and has been seen checking actuary tables to see if it's still feasible in his lifetime (which is rapidly drawing to a close). VPHM might huff and puff its way to $10/share but I'm thinking kamoa will still end up being disappointed with that price on a lifetime investment! I know that I will....on something less than a lifetime investment (but still far too long).