Your distorted perspective reminds me of the time California gave a Death Row inmate an expensive heart bypass operation so that he would live until his upcoming execution date. I am not a short because shorts are generally illiterate and nasty morons. They are the types of people who yell insults at Little League games and laugh themselves sick at Special Olympics.. They are selfish and childish. Longs are people who are interested in investing in and promoting good companies so that world will be a better place. They like to make money too. So please don't pretend that you are anything more than an opportunistic parasite.