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  • webcre8tor webcre8tor Apr 13, 2004 10:14 AM Flag

    Important...

    Mark your calendars for this saturday, as you may already know, it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

    so this saturday at 3 p.m. Central time all american women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

    all men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all american women.

    and since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.

    the american government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    web

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    • Wave Therapy goes in the water tomorrow Persh...

      Life is good...

      weB

    • Wc,

      I'm glad to see you are spending some quality time on the board.

      It snowed half the day here in Nashville. Did not "stick" as they say.

      Studying the weather map, Persh

    • Ortho, usually when some sphincter gets all bowed up, they have a reason...

      I don't ignore anyone... If he/she wants an exchange, they will pursue it...

      I have several friends on the Net that hated my guts in the beginning... How could anyone hate Web...?

      They ended up being great friends and I have had beers with some of them... The Net is great...

      If Stumpy wants to open Pandora's Box, it is okay with me, if I have time...

      weB

    • Web....

      With Pork Pulls, Corona's, and those lovely Tah Tah's sprouting out all over this coming spring...forget the Idiot, it just ain't worth the effort. I'll just place that beauty with those wonderful Tah Tah's exposed to to sun in my convertible tooling down I-75 to your Pork Pull Feast and a few cool Corona's.

      "I think my newly acquired budboard bud brought his gun to the gunfight, but he forgot his bullets... He shot the only one he had... A one-liner... A shot in the dark..."

      I hope his wife/girl friend gets more effort than a "one shot in the dark...."

    • Web,
      I have experienced just the type of hospitality you speak of......
      Let me catch my breath, mammaries still clear,
      whoops, ment memories.
      Saw Mr. Elliott sign autographs for kids for two hours after a race in Dover once.

      Take care

      M

    • We are just a bunch of Rednecks down here Penn... But, we would give you the shirt off our back in a pinch... At least our Southern Belles feel that way about it... Gawd I love the South...

      Good to meet you and hope you hang around...

      weB

    • GD shame if true, they had a decent gumbo.
      Atlanta, first time I was ever in an 80 mph
      traffic jam, everybody drives like they are Bill Elliott and every street is named Peach something.
      Loved the views though

      M

    • I've been out here for about five years scanning the board for stock info on ABT. Get some of that but the entertainment value is probably what keeps me coming back! Better than reality TV!
      RJ

    • Very analytical Otho, and correct for the most part...

      However, someone with real bullets handles such situations with indifference most of the time...

      For an Idiot to assume someone else is an Idiot, they are typically judging that person based on the tools they have available to them... This would mean that any dissing by an Idiot could be interpreted as a good thing, after consideration of the tools involved...

      I think my newly acquired budboard bud brought his gun to the gunfight, but he forgot his bullets... He shot the only one he had... A one-liner... A shot in the dark...

      Spanky does'nt know I have been around forever and a day and have been called every GD name in the book...

      Yes, indifference is an Idiot's worst enemy...

      Pork Pull scheduled for the end of April, Ortho... I cannot wait...

      Catch you on the flip side...

      weB

    • Penn... I heard the closed Slocums... I have not been there in a couple of years...

      It use to be right down the road from me on Peachtree Parkway (141), but I moved North a little over a year ago...

      Good Food, Cold Beer, and Big Tah Tahs...

      That's Livin Penn...

      weB

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