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  • webcre8tor webcre8tor Apr 28, 2005 11:48 AM Flag

    Yahoo Problem?!?...

    If you have laid up and made your first putt, and it is relatively close to the hole, you may declare a "Penis Putt"...

    This is basically a "Gimme" if your Johnson is longer than the distance between the ball and the edge of the cup...

    It's a gamble...

    If you declare a "Penis Putt", which is a "Gimme" given the constraints, then you must use your instrument to prove it is a Gimme...

    If your Johnson falls short, then you must Putt with your Penis... You cannot use your hands in this process...

    It's a lot of pressure...

    JmHo...

    weB

 
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