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  • webcre8tor webcre8tor Aug 8, 2005 9:32 PM Flag

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    A Big Tah-Tah story...

    If you took a couple of large cantelopes and super-glued red grapes somewhere along the circumference, and after doing so, you held them up to your manly chest (Grapes facing out) and looked in the mirror, that would pretty much be "Susan", at least between the sternum and the clavicle...

    Susan looked somewhat like a young Liz Taylor, kinda like she looked in that movie with James Dean-Rebel without a Cause... She was a Georgia Asphalt Hottie and about a 9.99 on the Erection Scale... This caused some problems for me...

    I had flashbacks to a song I heard when I was around 5ish... Something about not picking a hottie for your wife... "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you'd better pick an ugly woman for your wife", or something to that effect...

    When me and Susan would go out, every Male on God's green earth would stare right at her Tah Tahs... Blinkless stares, wanting stares... Stares that would scare most Men...

    I kinda liked it... I got plenty of free drinks out of the deal as the sphincter boys pulled me aside and asked if I was dating Susan... If I said "Yes", they would wink and say "You lucky sonofabich" and then buy me a drink... If I said "No", they would ask me for the inside info as they bought me a drink... It was a Win-Win (Win Later) situation for me...

    Sure, I was dating her, but I would read the faces on those poor schmucks and if I was thirsty, I would use what I read to my advantage... Call me an opportunist.... $hit, I've been called worse...

    I loved her boobages, but knew deep down I could never get serious with her... Poor big breasted baby... If you read this Susan, I miss'em real bad sometimes... Bet they are sagging like 6-Month old Birthday balloon by now...

    Perky don't last forever... Nuthin does...

    weB

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