I don't know whether to pray for their marriage or divorce. If they stay married, he will always me miserable for ever shacking up with the fat pig. If they get divorced, then he will have to pay what little money he has left to her. Either way, he loses, eh?
He stated: "In less then 2 months, this battle will be over and you will be gone from my life."
Let the countdown begin, and I hope he is talking about his pending suicide.
You also do the worst impersonation I've ever seen.
If it's a self parody, my hat is off to you. However if you believe this sophomoric mimic is to pass for believable, you should probably stop and finish your milk and cookies.