These massive gains in this stock are taking their sweet time. So much so, that our capital gains will be long-term, not short term. Therefore, our new massive wealth will eventually be taxed at the long-term capital gains rate. See, we just came out 20% ahead! Now, doesn't everyone feel better?
I have at least 3 months before any of my shares hit long term. So thanks for the bright side ... Our uncle made sweet prison love to me in 2011, hope this year he gets less and all of us here see giddy gazillions.