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  • hackne2000 hackne2000 Jun 19, 2003 5:38 PM Flag


    On July 12, 2003 Asboy peers out his window looking at the bright orange sun slowly rising. With a sneer he reminisces the day NLS was $11 and throwing caution to the wind he mortgaged everything and scooped up seemingly unbelievable cheap shares. The doorbell rings and asboy still in soiled underwear slowly moves his way to the door. With trembling hands he opens the door and greets the graying horn rimmed man in the rumbled gray suit. Eyes blood shot and ears ringing from a hard night with the mescal, Asboy scarcely comprehends the man�s curt words: �Mr. Asboy you have been served and posted.�

    Muttering four letter words, he barely noticed the wrecker pulling his SUV from the driveway with the radio blaring; Hit The Road Jack.

    Sans home and auto Asboy slinks back to the living room, thinking that someday he would buy that crooked bank after he saves enough money to buy these cheap NLS shares now trading at $7.

    By mid-afternoon, a couple shots of rye later, asboy feels better and walks on down to Lucky Louie�s used car lot. After a bit of haggling he proudly drives off in his 1988 Yugo and heads for Booneville, AK. He switches the radio on and curses at the song playing, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!

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