Your rambling sounds familiar. Hold on while I try to place it ... nah ... it's gone. The familiar note is far too subtle to place.
Ah, I must just be getting senile. I thought I had it again there, but it slipped away. That strained "LOL" tagline, the neurotic inscrutability, the high-flown prose shot with misspellings .... Do you ever get "deja lu"? The feeling that you've read something before?