Please help me. I'm hurting in the belly. I can't see. I'm blind. I can't see. I just want it to end. Please God.
My Son; You are spending far to much time "giving Rosie a vigerous workout", God wants you to get off of your Pogo stick and drop on your knees and accept a load from your Catholic priest!
This is my choice for Post of the Year. I do not recall any better post on this board.
and you belong on the new version of American Idols , called American assholes , as one of the selectors . YOur definetly a expert!