lphreal, Thank you very much for your contribution. You surely know your way around. I've got some help in translating the treasurer's job descriptions. People, please help correct/improve the translation as needed. Thanks to great_toy too for pitching in.
<translation> The common title part. Taiyuan Longwei Trading Company Limited. Company Practice: Trading/Petroleum Import/PetroChemical/Chemical Energy/Mining/Digging?/Smeltery/Tourism/Vacationing (Don't know how Tourism and Vacationing got in there.) Company Type: Private Company Size: 100-499 people (Used to be under 100, as I recall.)
Now the job desc: Job classification: Financials something. Treasurer/Comptroller/Taxation matters Location: Taiyuan Post Date: Sept 7, 2011 Experience: 10 years+ Minimum Education: University Management Experience: Yes Employment Term: Fulltime Number of Candidates (or Openings?): 7
Qualification Requirements: Education: BS or higher in finances or related disciplines Age: 35+ (Man. In America, we call this reverse age discrimination.) Person Disposition: mature, stable, serious (Happy go-lucky incompetentos need not apply) Professional Experience: 5 years plus in industrial, commercial enterprise finances intermediate or higher responsibilities technical specities, familiarity with (public) relations, law, enterprise-scale accounting regulations, measurements (survey?) expertise in financial precision (i.e. accounting?) and management superb analytical skills, manage energy analytics for company resource allocation (and depreciation?) and pricing? Fundamental Capabilities: Plan and organize human resources, work flow. Advanced Capabilities: Ability to improve, enhance, synergize team work for further advancement.
Please send your resume to firstname.lastname@example.org Enclose/Attach a recent photo. Thank you.</translation>
Hi....uh Morefud here (that CB alias can be sooo annoying). Like, you knuckledraggers couldn't be more wrong. All rainbows and unicorns for you dopes. The heat is on Cai, as he has all you bagholders snooping around where you don't belong. Lose the funny hat and the pipe Sherlock, these jobs aren't posted for drones to fill tankers, they're in the finance dept. Get it? Helloooo?? It's getting more complicated to hide all the bogus numbers and past shady deals. Did you not see the picture in the last presentation of Toups and VanWaggoner smiling like a couple of choir boys in blissful ignorance?? Do those smiles look like they came from overseeing audits all day?? Cai's new "accounting hires" will surely clean you all out of your sorry clocks, before you can say, "Sinopec is your new neighbor".
**With Friday afternoon apologies to Morepav, wherever he is....I'm just all giddy with the pps going from ludicrous to horrific.