The asylum has open beds for those suffering delusions of short-grandeur.
Davisrussel or hismightyhighness can check you in and Dr. Kitty will stop by this evening to inject you and send into a state of bliss. If that doesn't help, we can do the Saim Water Torture. That instantly converted TRADERQ into a long investor in TSPT.
Come to think of it TRADERQ is very silent. Davisrussell, did you make sure she had food for the last 3 weeks in her padded cell? Whoops, that might explain it or maybe the silence is due to the low options open interest for Feb.