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An ew genius joins the board. Short all you can, Einstein.
Elvis is alive-I didn't know he played the markets between meals!Like Bronk said-short away-please!For the golfers out there:Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball,White And Dimpled, Rather Small.Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.By Its Size I Could Not Guess,The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same,Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.It Rules My Mind For Hours On End,A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry,I Hate Myself And Want To Die.It Promises A Thing Called Par,If I Can Hit It Straight And Far.To Master Such A Tiny Ball,Should Not Be Very Hard At All.But My Desires The Ball Refuses,And Does Exactly As It Chooses.It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,And Even Disappears Before My Eyes.Often It Will Have A Whim,To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,If Only It Would Find The Hole.It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,And Swear That I Will Give It Up.And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow. Kutz
Kutz,Love your golf poem. Play golf from time to time. Know what it means exactly. Great Job!M