Why Donald Trump will never own the Great Wall although it would be HUGE if he did
For those unaware, the internet is heavily restricted in China. It is interesting what is not allowed to be viewed over the internet. Some time is concerning. Many times it is amusing. For example, I cannot see the thread "Why Don Trump Should Be Kicked in the Balls". I left to ponder why this thread is offensive. Is there a Chinese worship cult centered around the Donald? Is it a sympathy block for all those males that hold the family jewels in high regard? Does the central government consider hair piece technology a state secret? Has a rare and unexplained event occurred, such as a political thread on the BB without someone calling someone an idiot in less than three posts?
There is a reasonable chance I will not be able to view this thread since the original thread was blocked (They are very diligent in this activity). If I do not respond, please consider the circumstances. Oh yeah, I am stuck in a hotel at the airport in Beijing for the next few days. I think my left arm is asleep from sheer boredom.
A little known fact amongst westerners is that "balls" as in testicles, as in the less, even though still considerably, funny part of the funny part is actually another way to refer to the grand chairman of the revolution himself. Think about it, he is the father of the Chinese people and both from a philosophical and biological standpoint your, or anyones, Johnson is the ultimate embodiment of fatherhood. Additionally both give considerable joy when it comes to important "moments", events, happenings even though most of the time their activity is rather boring and has to do with waste in the broadest sense. Given the latter part of the last sentence we can continue the logic chain by stating that Donald Trump does just the same, only all the time.
The Chairmin = (almost) = Donald Trump
Dont insult him!
It could be but I doubt it. The internet only works about the half the time when are looking up information. Google is, some days, unusable. Yet, you can go into internet parlors and watch row after row of guys playing warcraft or call of duty online. Free, and more importantly not approved, information is just not a frightening idea. They haven't connected the dots that uncensored information might be the root of the lack of creativity issue.