Jesus Christ this is painful. I actually had to mute for a moment to recover. The last time I heard this sort of questions was in undergraduate investment society, from first semesters who fell under the diversity quota.
If you decide to actively take part in an earnings conference call, however small the company may be, make sure that you have an intelligent and relevant question. No one wants to hear Gurnee lecture you on the obvious and giggle to himself, this is awkward.
And try not to sound like you are calling a phone sex hotline from your mothers basement.