We appreciate your interest in the position of Board Troll, but I'm afraid that job's been taken by "Infn444."
Your qualifications are impeccable, however. Your hypocrisy (is it true you constantly complain about a lack of XIN posts despite the fact that 100% of your own posts are non XIN?) combined with your unawareness of your own stupidity would've otherwise been very tempting for us. We always enjoy someone capering about for us, playing the Fool.
We'll keep your application on file, however, should circumstances change.
Board Hiring Committee
PS: Was your poor personal hygiene just a ploy to get the job, or do you really smell like that?