I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me.
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HE11 DID I MISS?
Yes, that is something we would do.
Slayer, one of the funniest posts I've read in a while. Good on ya.
You missed all the rich people and corporations that pay no taxes.
Who's paying all of the taxes then, Santa Clause????
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