Peoples Republic of North Korea to target ohio in its quest to eliminate inbreeding in US all
borders to be sealed today to prevent escape into W. Virginia, Kentucky etc. etc. to prevent spread of more cross-breeding. Other countries are tired of having Congress & Senate loaded with cross-dressers, inbreds and other Republican types. So to prevent total contamination of mid-western US the home government will allow the Koreans all the target practice they need.