A woman was in bed with her lover when she
heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
Then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,'
She said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired
As he entered the room..
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
So I got one for us, too.'
No more was said,
Not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up,
Went to the kitchen and returned
With a sandwich and a beer.
'Here", he said to the statue, "have this".
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
And nobody offered me a damned thing!
How much of this joke is taken from your own life??
Another good one Donny boy. Anyone want a sandwich?
No thanks, but I will take the beer.