OK Doc...my head hurts now :) So, no benign envy huh? Well, that's what I was describing in my feelings about your skill...and a quote from section 1.3..."Furthermore, even decent and strong-willed people sometimes envy the talents of their more accomplished friends. Surely such people do not want those friends to lose those talents.", seems perfectly to describe same....However, if I were after your "honey" (or was it "bunny"?), I wouldn't think that "funny" at all, but a run-away case of jealousy over your "money", which I really wouldn't care if you lost or not, as long as I got mine, too...so, that makes it not really jealousy, after all, right? Now that's funny!
Anyway, good fun, and it's sometimes nice to be distracted from the ol' stock boards for a while.