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  • rogertheharborrat rogertheharborrat Jul 27, 2012 11:55 AM Flag

    keeping a promjse


    Lying on his deathbed, the rich,miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife."I want to take all my money with me," he tells her.
    "So promise me you'll put it in my casket."
    After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
    Her friend looks at her in horror,"surely"she says. "you didn't put the money in there.
    " I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my checking account, I wrote him a check
    for the full amount, If he can cash it, he can spend it.

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