You know what 3M should develop? A new animal, a
super animal, that would have all the most delicious
meats in the world like bacon, ham, and pork chops
rolled into one animal. That would be awesome!
It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.
My uncle used to have a little saying. "Kill them
all and let god sort them out". Unfortunately, he put
his theory into practice. So I guess you should
always listen to your conscience, and not the voices in
your head like a certain uncle did on that gray
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and
your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him
you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and
pretend that you got bit by a snake.Then start an
argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot
of guys will start crying.That's why it makes you
feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.