"Bush sucks" and a curious interest of my exorbitant command of semantics"
Show me a post where I have stated that "Bush Sucks"...you can't because I haven't.
If you consider coming up with hundreds of alternative ways to say masturbate as being an "exorbitant command of semantics" as opposed to not being "the master of your own domain" just wait till you graduate from the seventh grade. Your world will change.
That flesh eating bacteria is a real bear when it gets into that small cavity that passes for a skull on you.