I won't call you names, and I won't poke fun at you. Your theory of a buyout is flawed. There are a zillion shares locked up right now with many a brokerage house. Plus an option sitting out there that might get taken tomorrow.
Hogwash...at least as far as todayt's action. 38m share float, with only 600k traded today - no way that's due to a buyout. You would need a month of days like today to get anywhere near a takeover and it's why a tender offer would be far cheaper.