It's a miracle anti-smoking drug! It's a miracle muscle-building drug! It's a miracle Modulator of the G-Protein Coupled MAS! It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax! It removes harmful engine deposits! It's Belviq!
LOL. Nice to see a new approach to counter the intelligent, informative posts on this board. Make us laugh so hard we pee our pants and need to stop posting while we shower and change our clothes.
Sentiment: Strong Buy
The pills should come with a blue-suit and red cape ...Im 2 inches longer now, thanks to Belviq, oh and my IQ has doubled and I have gone from bench pressing 150 lbs to 450 lbs.. My X-Ray vision is still slightly blurred tho, I may have to report that to the FDA, I want to get my moneys worth from the pills ;-)
Hrubli, Henry, Is that you? Why are you using all of those letters in your post?
You fogot that it cures male pattern baldness, it reverses the aging process entirely and will extend the length of your manhood by 14 inches when combined with grape juice and Bacardi.
The institutions havent figured it out yet and are busy employing people to bash the shares down rather than realize its 100 potential and buy everything that they can below 13. Why would you buy 5MM shares below 9 when you could acquire 100 shares @ a time out of the bony clutches of your retail adversaries?
Nevermind ... I cant wait to see what affect it has on women under the age of 25 from Eastern European descent.
"Why would you buy 5MM shares below 9 when you could acquire 100 shares @ a time out of the bony clutches of your retail adversaries?"
I have never laughed so hard on this board. Although I am long, I give this two thumbs up.
You will recall that Svetlana, my seventh wife, is a youthful 26. However, in the bar where I met her in Kiev, all of the girls were given a daily dose of Belviq, and it seemed to produce a strong craving for grape juice and Bacardi.