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SIGA Technologies, Inc. Message Board

  • l3irdl3rain l3irdl3rain Jan 16, 2013 4:01 PM Flag


    his nickname was SIGA?

    Sentiment: Strong Sell

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    • Two rather old retired Google investors were in a bar getting totally sauced. After about two hours, the first investor said, "You know.... when I was a young investor...from one thousand dollars, I produced $10,000.... I am without doubt the greatest investor that ever lived....blah blah blah..."

      In response to this the second investor responded, "Oh yeah...when I was a young investor...from one thousand dollars I made 2,000 in AAPL, 8,000 in GM, and 10,000 in Google, for a total of $20,000. I am the greatest investor that ever lived.... blah blah blah..."

      Now it was about this time that the bartender (a SIGA investor) decided that they were drunk enough so he said, "I am sick of you two telling one another how great you are, you are both drunk and I am throwing you out of the bar. But before I do, I want to let you know that when I was a young investor, from one thousand dollars, I made 3000 in GM, 10,000 in AAPL, 20,000 in DNDN and broke even in SIGA, for a total of $33,000.

      The two investors were shocked and for 5 minutes sat with their mouths open until the first investor finally said, "Isn't that amazing (hic)...a SIGA investor who can add!"

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