Now I am confused. According to your boy toy Vinnie I AM kezzek. Tell you what, at times I wish I only had a few hundred shares of this. Unfortunately, that ain't the case. I actually envy you in a way, since you do not own any shares of Celsius. Maybe VCS can loan you a few bucks, and you might pick up a few shares.
According to trygirl, its a screaming buy right now.