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  • jack_fell_down_the_hill jack_fell_down_the_hill Jun 26, 2013 9:43 PM Flag

    How to Avoid VZ monitoring your Phone Conversations

     

    #1 Go to your Local Hardware store.
    #2 Go to the Paint Dept.
    #3 Look for the Spray Can named : Obama Voter Paint.
    #4 Go home
    #5 get undressed - ( if youre married or have a girl friend - have some fun - if not - ignore )
    #6 spray your "COMPLETE" body with the " Obama Voter Paint ".
    #7 Take a Picture Of Yourself
    #8 Log into your Verizon Account - upload the picture that you just took of yourself
    #9 Send message to Verizon Cust Serv. asking them to review your picture and inform them that you voted for Obama.
    #10 Wait for conformation email from Verizon ( takes abt 5 mins )
    #11 Call Paula Dean and Laugh together.
    #12 Take A Shower with Hot Water - so you can return to being yourself.

    100% Satisfaction or you can complain to the IRS

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    • Jack, you are trying too hard, just make sure who is in line of sight on those 2 tin cans and the string, and disguise your voice as one of The Soggy Bottom Boys. I heard you can add some grunts and groans in while you are singing to "I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow" Just think, you can do hoot and holler time division multiplexing that way.

 
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