I just shorted a bunch of Verizon stock and I need you all to sell your shares NOW!!!
so the price goes down and I can make money. So please, listen to me. Verizon is a bad stock and you must sell now, otherwise you'll lose your shirt and I will have to cover my shorts and I will lose money.
So do as I say and sell all your Verizon shares.
Financial loser? Why thats my midle name. Used to be just 'loser' until I starttud shorting Verizon stock. Pleze sell your VZ stock so I can make monny on my shorts. Otherwize, I may hafta moov outa my traeler home and wont be abull to aford my meth habbut.