Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. Message Board
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In a surprise move, Doc Johnson...
...acquires a controlling interest in AMD.
Doc Johnson, a leading adult novelty and sex toy manufacturer, stated Friday: "We've seen tremendous uptake in both our XXL real-skin dildos and oversized butttplugs among AMD fans, employees and shareholders. Collectively, they represent apprximately 85% of the self-cornholing segment of our market. By acquiring AMD, we look to capitalize on the obviously untapped demand among that key segment."
AMD shares rallied up over 5% on the news.This topic is deleted.-
ROFLMFAO!
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Is this anything other than proof that you're a degenerate scumbag that lives in his Momma's basement and beats off all day, every day. That is, except when you're posting 1000 messages a day using 100 IDs here?
Get some help lowlife, you're completely depraved. -
This receives the outstanding "post of the day" award!
In truth, a Doc Johnson/AMD combination makes more sense than any of the other silly suggestions made by pumptards. -
Amusing. Crude, but funny. It's not true is it?
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LOL! Hilarious!
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