Hi. My name is ruckpral. I want to tell you the whole story of how I came to be a paid AMD message board pumper.
I was born in the little hillside village of Chitral on the banks of the Mulen Gol. I grew up in a dirt-floored hut roofed with tin. My mother and father were beggars. From a very young age I knew that I was different. I would steal magazines about the west from the bazaar in the village center, and read about Madonna and Sir Elton John, dreaming of one day coming to the west and being able to be myself.
One day when begging for coins in the market, a man from Holland approached me and showed me a handful of shiny coins. He told me that I could have them if I would do something for him. I followed him behind the mosque and there he explained what he wanted. I had never imagined such a thing, but the coins were so lovely and his words awakened something long buried in me.
Unfortunately I was seen by the Imam from a minaret window whilst I was servicing the foreigner. The Imam ordered the faithful to catch me, presumably to be stoned to death in the village soccer field, so I ran. Using some of the coins from the European, I traveled by bus to Manshera. There I survived for many months as a male street-walker. I enjoyed the work, but the pay wasn't very good.
Then one day a foreign man dressed in a business suit walked into my slum. He was tall, had a haircut that looked as if a bowl had been placed on his head and then the hair cut around its rim, wore a cheap western suit and had a gap between his two front teeth that I could have stuck my...er...anyway. The man was from a company in America partially owned by Muslims in Dubai called "AMD".
He explained through a translator that he had recently let go of most of the company's marketing staff, and ended the contract with the US-based agency that previously had performed AMD's message board pumping. He wanted to outsource that function to lower cost immigrant pumpers.
Hi, my name is ybf! I have been caught in at least 1000 lies! I post under many different bashing IDs, I'm obsessed with ruckpral, I just hate him so much or for that matter ANY AMD pro poster! Look for more new IDs, I create them daily. That ruckpral just makes SO upset, I just can't take it! pissymist is my other famous bashing ID!!!!! Intel makes me wet my pants! :)